Lyrics of Bad Cadillac

I shouldn't have bought that Cadillac
Been thinking about taking it back
Owning it has been a real chore
Don't want no Cadillac no more

Gonna get up early
Jump out of the sack
Head to the dealer
Take my Cadillac back

When they ask me why
I'll explain
The sun roof leaks every time it rain
The other day I had a flat
I looked in the trunk
There was no jack
The radio don't work
The steering ain't right
And I'm missing both tail lights

It's hard to start
It shimmies and shakes
And there's something wrong with the brakes
Every time I use them they start to squeal
And the darn paint is starting to peel

When my friends come walking down my street
They make a lot of jokes
Every time we meet
They point there fingers
They laugh real hard
Laughing at my Cadillac car

It makes me want to run and hide
They won't even go for a ride

I shouldn't have bought that Cadillac
I been thinking about taking it back
Gonna show up with out any warning
At the dealers door step
Tomorrow morning

If the dealer don't buy it back from me
I'm gonna donate it too a charity
I don't care if they want it or not
I'm going to park it out on the bargain lot

Owning it has been a real chore
Don't want my Cadillac no more
I been thinkin bout buying a Lincoln

Don't want no Cadillac no more
Don't want no Cadillac no more

  2017 Dan Carlson & Bruce Coghill
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