Lyrics of Nothing

Most of the words to the lyrics were obtained from various resources of funny sayings.
I had a lot of fun putting them together. It could be named "One liners about nothing" and the guy is laughing at himself and his predicament.

I started out with nothing
and still I have most of it left.
If I know half of what I don't know,
I would certainly know half of nothing.

I have 2 things to worry about.
and I'm dreading that they are bizarre.
That things will get back to normal
and that they already are.

I've developed a new philosophy.
Only dread one day at a time.
I don't do drugs or anything like that.
but my dreams are sublime.

I have an inferiority complex
but it isn't a very good one, I remiss.
You can not live as I have lived
and not end up like this.

Right now I'm havng amnesia and deja vu,
both at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.
Oh, I really need some downtime.

What if, at this very moment
I am living up to my full potential.
There isn't enough time to do
all the nothing that is imaginable.

I started out with nothing
and still I have most of it left.
If I could say just one more nothing.
I just did.

  2017 Dan Carlson
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